- Dear Queen Snickers,
My name is Bert - I'm Jake's little brother, and I'm looking for love. Pearl has Dante, and well, I think you know that Jake is sweet on you - and since I'm about to be two I think I'd like a girlfriend too!
I sort of have my eye on a pretty lady cat, but I'm not sure if she likes me too! And there are all sorts of pretty girl cats on your Love Cafe, it's hard to decide. What should I do? Should I tell Tazo that I think she's pretty spiffy (and she loves her woofie too like I love mine) - or should I try my luck with another kitty?
I've attached my most handsome mancat picture for the love cafe just in case!
Well Tazo, girls? He's out there - and even though he's my little brother - he would be a pretty good catch, go take a look!
Hee hee - boy are Jake and Bert gonna be mad at me when they see this!!!!!