Monday, June 30, 2008

Madhouse Monday

Ayla, Skeeter and LC decided to organize a house-trashin' party on Sunday (all right, it was mostly Ayla, but darn if she isn't great at trashing a house)!

Also, please make sure to keep Skeeter in your Purrayers, he's not feeling well and he gets more test results back from the V-E-T today.

Here's all the crazy stuff that went on (sorry no pictures this time!):

The Criz Cats all came over, they played "catch a real mouse, hide it and see who can find it first" - but we know one has found it yet (hee hee)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy brought extra nip for added fun and Speedy worked on a couple of hairballs for extra mess.

Tybalt, Holly and Ivy brought over some niptinis to help relieve the stress.

Katie & Da Katz brought over extra furniture to shred and jump on (they're moving!)

Karl & Ruis searched for lizards and Karl dug some holes in floor. Ruis was sure there were 3 mice in the other room and accidentally trashed the whole room to try to catch them....

Super special thanks to Karen Jo who helped all us kitties out by opening any closed doors to make sure the whole house was available.

The Meaowy Troops came over to help!

The Taylor CatSSSSS were in rare form, Sassy took care of all the lamps and Sam yacked up a hairball or two, Seaborne, Spats & Summer left furr and destruction in their wake and then got started on a great round of THoE?????

Every furry kid over at Jan's Funny Farm stopped by to help out!

Mr. Hendrix and Bendrix spread all the dirt from the house plants around and then got started on shredding the curtains.

Tenny was feeling better and got started shredding all the TP in the bathrooms!

Mr. Echo did a bit of redecorating - knocking a pile of papers onto the floor to dive into and slide around.

The Meezers
went all out, Sammy whaped some picture frames onto the rug, while Miles tossed some pillows around the bed and Billy ran around pulling all the towels off the towel racks.

Goldie brought three birds and two mice for a corpse flinging contest. Not sure who won that one!

Fat Eric did more than his fair share, coughing up a nice big hairball on the rug, sharpening his claws on the wooden chair and leaving ginger floof in his wake.

Samantha & Tigger brought lots of Florida lizards! And their duck furiends, Mo & Jo, were are very, very, very messy!!

And of course the hosts did the most damage, here's what Skeeter, LC and Ayla did:
Skeeter: I likes to do stuff what smells. So I peed in a closet corner, stuffed a dead mousie inna boot, an farted all aroun as much as possible. An a few of those raw shrimp I found at Gree & Othello's weddin got mysteriously stuffed unner the fridgerator!

LC: I love ta spread stuff aroun. So that pile of bills onna table are now hidden unner beds and stuff. I dragged all the pens I could find unner chairs, an iffen ya hear a strange noise when the Beins turn on the garbage shredder, don't be surprised!

Ayla: Heh, heh, heh. I LOVE destroyin. The Big Thing has started callin me "Shiva". I got up onna curtains an ripped out the threads. I got into the bookshelfs and pushed a few behind the ofers so they will never be found. Then I chewed on the corners of the dictionary pages an ate a few werds they are sure to look up someday.

After that, I collected a bunch of dust bunnies an stuffed em inta the pillowcases ta promote sneezin, got Karen Jo to reverse the direction of the TP rolls (thanks Karen). Beins hate that. I also got her ta help me exchange the contents of the sugar an salt containers!

Skeeter again: While Ayla was doin all that, I took the time to open all the CDs and DVDs and change the disks around inta the wrong cases. An a spilled some sugar onna kitchen floor ta attract antsies.

They had to leave for a bit (there was a thunderstorm at thier house, but here's what they did when they got back:

Skeeter: I marked a coupla cutain bottoms, and left a hairball behin the bottom shelf of books...

LC: I ripped off the address labels ta some magazines. I'll sell them on ebay! An I marked the magazines too.

Ayla: "Marking territory", how crude and unclever... I traded the medicine cabinet asperin fer the sleepy pills, squeezed ex-lax inta the toofpaste, an I opened a hole inna attic so bats can move in! MOL! It took 6 kitties ta manage that, but it was worth it.

We also noticed that Karen Jo switched the salted butter fer the unsalted kind. We're not sure what that does, but she seemed real pleased, so it mus be a good trick.

LC: I replaced all their roasted nuts wif unsalted ones. Ayla and Skeeter tole me that was REAL lame, so I added hot sauce. Lots of hot sauce. They liked that idee better, so I added "chilly powder" too.

Ayla: I found a bag of round dry beans, so I scattered them on the stairs.

The biggest deal for our second visit was that we dragged The Big Thing along fer a few minutes. He was stunned at the trashin. But we asked him ta thing of somethin.

Ya wont belief what he did. he went ta the "thermostatie thing" an reversed the wires! When the Beins set the cool lower, it will rise!

Oh Bastet! That is so cool (or warm) we're not sure. Whatefer! LOLOL!

An as we left, we turned their front door mat upside down AND backwards! MOL!



Well done again all you kitties, puppies and Karen Jo - thank you again. Hopefully this time they will really get it!

14 comments:

goldenshade said...

"Mem'ries,
Light the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were"

Ahhhhh......

Grand ole time!

Purrs Goldie

The Island Cats said...

It sure sounds like you guys had one heck of a house trashing party! We're sorry we missed it!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Jake sorry I did not make it to your house trashing party. I do love to make a mess. We were having a "family weekend" I'm sure you understand. :) What are you plans for the 4th? ~Purrs Queen Snickers

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

hehe I for got to say, I gave you, well you and your family an award! ~Whisker kisses Queen Snickers

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

My Black Pearl - How I have missed you!! I am so glad that your beans are back home with you where they belong. I got my birthday present on my birthday and I love everything you sent me - especially the lock of your floof. It means a lot to me and I shall carry it with me always. I'll post the pictures Mommy took of me and the present soon. She wanted to wait until your beans were back so that they could see too! - Love Always, Sir Dante, Pearl's Pirate

Tybalt said...

What a great time we all had! I hope we don't have to do it again soon, but you know you can always count on us if you need another trashing party!

The Meezers said...

good times!!! such good times!!!

Samantha & Mr. Tigger said...

We had a wonderful time trashing your house!!! hehehehehe We are glad you are back! Mom wants to let you know she is shipping your package for Swap N Tails today! You should have it before the end of the week!
Your FL furiends,

The Furry Kids said...

Hee hee!

Love and whiskie kissies,
Tazo

Asta said...

Wowzie!!! That must have been some pawty!!! My Mommi would kill me I think, heheheh..it sounds like twemendous fun!!!!
I will cewtainly cwoss my paws and say pwayews .

all you kitties awe so clevew and talented..I'm in awe!

smoochie kisses
ASTA

The Crew said...

Wow! It sounds like you all had a GREAT time!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Bet da beans aint neffur gonna find da hork unner da cushion...or da one we left in da cabinet!

Camie's Kitties said...

It sounds like a good time was had by all. We are sorry that we missed it. We are glad that your beans are home now.


Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Criz Lai said...

That was real fun but Janice was complaining that she can't play as she just had an operation. She would want you to organize another one.. Pajamas, Beds & Jumping (PB&J)? :P

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