Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Trash the House Tuesday!

Alright, we decided to take this situation into our own paws! We've gotten a total of 1 hour of Mommy or Daddy time since yesterday - and that is unacceptable. So we're throwing a house trashing party!!!!

Here's what we have planned:
We'll break into the big white food box and get the giant vat o' nip (and of course any ham, cheese or anything else we want).
There are some blinds that need to be climbed on.
Mommy and Daddy left the trash cans full, so they can all be knocked over and messed with.
We've got a bunch of paper bags that need shredding (Faith Boo? Riley? perhaps you could create a little art work for Mommy and Daddy).
And of course there's always the furniture that needs climbing and clawing!

So, who's in?!?!!?

31 comments:

Asta said...

Hehehehe
What a gweat plan..it will cewtainly get youw pawents attentionand make them think again about ignowing you..hope it wowks!!!
Thank you fow youw good wishes fow my Daddi..youw puwws help loads
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

One hour?!? Totally unacceptable.

Merlin is very good at chewing on cardboard boxes and other cardboard items. Have any cardboard you want destroyed?

We are teleporting right over!

goldenshade said...

That sounds great!!!!! You have to show them who is boss!!!!!!!

Shade doesn't have any front claws but she has her weight behind her so anything you need toppled over, she's your gal. I'll scratch up the furniture, I am REAL good at that!

~Goldie

Gandalf & Grayson said...

That sounds like a lot of work. We'll come over after our nap, if the party is still goin' on, OK?

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

OH WE ARE IN!! What can we trash first?????

ZOOLATRY said...

Oh Oh, sounds like you're about to play the bad kitty game...

Tybalt said...

I am SO there!
~Tybalt

We don't mind coming over and creating a little "artwork!"
~Holly and Ivy

jenianddean said...

We're in!! Maggie is in for some toilet paper art. I love to knock over trash cans. Huggy can claw chairs like nobody's business. And Josie, well she's kinda a goodie-goodie. She'll get the snacks ready!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Yvette said...

ut-oh, sounds like trouble. Can you call it mutiny even if it's not on a boat?

DEBRA said...

Only one hour?
What????
Hey we'll bring the whole gang, I'm sure we can find some other things to get into....got any toilet tissue? Oh we can have fun with that and with paper towels. Oh we love to get on top of things, got any wall paper? We are good at pulling it down...We'll be right over
Purrs
Abby
Boo
Ping
Jinx
and Gracie

Purrageous Pirates said...

Awesome plan! I have a little pirate who needs some whapping practice so I will bring him. Samwise and Beaux excel at getting into the trash and messing up the house so I will bring them too! - Captain Jack

My Beautiful Pearl - Perhaps when we are done trashing the house, we can find an out of the way spot to snuggle? - Sir Dante

Purrageous Pirates said...

PS: Beaux wants to know if George will be at the house trashing party. He's been asking a lot about her since her birthday party.....

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Bendrix and I are on the way!! We are professional carpet shredders. One hour, pfftthh, that stinks.


PS we got your Swap N Tails! Thank you so much! we'll be posting that either this afternoon or tomorrow!

The Furry Kids said...

I'm in! I would love to sharpen my claws on the couch. hee hee

Love and whiskie kissies to Bert,
Tazo

Samantha & Tigger said...

We are so there!! It is no fun when the parent leave!! Thundering herds of Elephants anyone?
Your FL furiends,

ML said...

Faith Boo said...
O, i'll be right over. My specshul skill set is needed. I shall create an extra specshul work of art. tee hee. you do have lots of T paper and/or paper towels, right? And maybe some cardboard boxes.
:: Sighs :: If only Riley could join me....
Faith Boomerang

Chance said...

Ooooo Ooooo I will bees rite ova. I am furry furry gud at da cwimin of da bwinds!

Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

We're all here. Let's play Dolce and Baci's favourite game: Does it break or bounce?

First item is a lovely plant in some sort of ceramic vase. It is currently located on a shelf about four feet high. Does it break or bounce when Baci's pushes it off the shelf?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Who's in? WE ARE! Woohoo, let's teach dem beans not to leave yoo alone. One hour a day is not enuff! Speedy is ready to help shred furniture, eat stuff out of da garbage and yak all over...

Parker said...

I'm sorry I am late, but I am here to help!
Where's the 'nip, I need to get ready!

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh yeah! After all of that hard hunting work yesterday, a good party is just what I need. I'm gonna hang out on the couch to make it nice and white and orangey, okay?
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

I'm coming my love! I'm bring my demolition team. Empress can break into anything and Renna is destructo doggy! ~purrrs Queen Snickers

Mickey said...

Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm in!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Fat Eric said...

I'm here! If you have any dark coloured furniture or curtains or cushions, I will leave floofy ginger and white fur all over them. Then I will help to pull the blinds down. My considerable weight should be enough to pull anything off anything!

I am also very good at stropping my claws on anything wicker...

Eric and Flynn said...

Count us in. We're both good shredders. Flynn furr carpets and me furr sofas.

MISS PEACH >(^.^) said...

I AM SO TOTALLY IN ON THIS! Have you seen my blog today! If so, you will know why I am in! Alos thank you fo rthe wonderful awardie you gave me last week. it has been crazy around here and I forgot to say thank you! See you in a bit!

Doc Holiday said...

I'm in - after I get a nap.

Doc Holiday, Purrfect for America

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Uh-oh. Mom and Dad are going to be very unhappy with you.

Can we all come too?

Alexi said...

We're coming!!! We all good at dropping and whapping!!!

The Cat Realm said...

We are here to help! YEAH - party - house trashing - we have a little bit of expertise in that, hehehehehehe!
So let's get the party going!
Emil and Mrs. OZ

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Skeeter and LC aren't much inta "trashin" but I love it. I teleported right over!

I unrolled the toilet paper and made sure ta perforate it as I did. I pulled the carpet up at one corner, an shredded some Kleenex in a difernt corner. Ipushed dust-bunnies out from unner the bed and inta the middle of the livin room.

I carried little bits of cat food all over the house. I had GREAT fun pushin pens an paperclips unner the stove and frigerator.

Did I mention that I teleported our dead mousie over an hid it inna closet?

You may notice that I petty much emptied yer litterbox stuff outta the box, that I knocked ofer the waterbowls, and shoved the candles to tha floor.

An iffa ya see clawmarks on the curtains, that was me.

Wow, that was fun. I hope we get ta do it again soon!

Ayla