Jake: George, look what you did to my spiffy new birthday toy!
George: It's not my fault, it was in my room! Mommy says that if you guys leave your toys in my room that it's not my fault.
Jake: Well I didn't leave it in there, I don't even go in your room unless Daddy it in there.
George: Well, it was there, so I did what I do - sorry!
Jake: Sheesh, what is it with sisters lately!
-Jake and George