Well, I'm kind of busy Bert, but ok, what is it?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Puss!
Puss who?
Puss-ibly you could climb that tree?!
Why yes Bert, I can!
Hey Mom, I've got a knock knock joke for you.
Oh yeah, Jake - what is it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jake
Jake, who?
Jake, your cat who's 6th birthday is today and you forgot all about it!!!!!!!!
Oh Jake, I didn't forget your birthday! It's just that we agreed that you guys were going to post a knock knock joke for Camie's Kitties' Fund Raiser!
All right Mom, but there had better be some presents and serious stinky goodness later on.
There will be big guy, don't worry.
Well, I'm just going to sulk over here till I get some cool birthday stuff - harumph!
It looks like other kitties (Gandalf & Grayson, Auntie Stinkie, Gretchen and Tiger Lily & Ruckus) are having a better birthday than me - please stop by their bloggies to wish them a super Happy Birthday!
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Jake - Thank you for participating in our Joke fundraiser. It means a lot to us, especially on your birthday - what an unselfish friend you are! We think your mom better get you something special for your birthday since you were such a good friend.
Thanks again and Happy Birthday!
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
Hippo Purrthday to Jake!
Hippo Purrthday to Jake!
Hippo Purthday dear Jake!
Hippo Purthday to you!
And many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many more!
Happy Birthday Dear Jake, that was a neat joke, too.
Purrs & Best Wishes from
KC & Missy & BJ & Sol & Smokey & little Faith-Boo
Happy Birthday to Jake!!! May you have plenty more!
Happy Birthday Jake!!!! We hope you get lots of prezzies and scritches.
Happy Birthday Jake!! We're the same age! I hope you get lots of presents, stinky goodness, and snuggles today!!
Great knock, knock jokes!!!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
Happy Birthday, Jake! I hope it gets better, if not come on over and eat and drink and enjoy my birthday cake.
Hugs...G
Happy Purrthday Jake - puss-ably yer momma will git you some stinky goodness!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE! I think your joke was really funny and it was nice that it is a fundraiser too. You are such a good kitty.
Happy Purrthday Jake! Hope yoo gets lots of purresents, stinky goodness and more years to enjoy dem! Oh, da joke was kinda funny too...
"Knock knock"
Who's there?
"Whoops"
"Whoops?
Whoops we fergot yer birthday hope it was a good one an hopeya got some treats!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!!!!
You are having the best birthday of all because you are doing something to benefit others! What better way to celebrate one's birthday than that!!!
Have a beautiful day, Jake!
Karl
Happy Birthday, Jake! I love the joke. I hope you get lots of presents, scritches and good things to eat.
Happy Birthday Jake! We hope you have a great day. As we say in German: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! :) We like your knock knock jokes too!
Happy Birthday Jake!
Happy Birthday Jake and many many happy returns! Or Alles Gute zum Geburtstag as we say in German :o)
purrrrs, Kashim & Othello
Oh Jake... a most happy birthday for you. You're a really good guy turning your day over to the knock knock crowd.
Happy PURRDAY JAKE!
It's a time to celebrate look at all of your furfriends that share your special day, isn't that great so much joy to share.
woo woo and lots of nip too..
Purrs
Abby
Boo
Ping
Jinx and Miss Gracie Grace
Happy Birfday Jake! Yoo look speshully comfy in dat bed. A nice place to start yur big day.
Good Knock, Knock joke! Happy Birthday, Jake! Wowie, there's lotta birthdays today! Puss-ably we'll see you at Gretchen's Garden Tea Party!
Jake, dude! Happy Birthday man!! Demand the goods and if the Mommy does not compy, but the bitey on her!! Have a very happy 6th Birthday!!
My Beautiful Black Pearl -
I had a wonderful day walking in your garden with you yesterday. Perhaps you would care to visit everykitty having birthdays today with me?
-Your loving pirate, Sir Dante
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you get soooooooooooooooo spoiled today!!! :)
Purrs Mickey
PeeEss: Great knock knock jokes !!
Happy birthday Jake!
Purrs, Sukie. Livvie & Mitzi X
Happy birthday, Jake! I hope you get a great private dinner of extra stinky goodness.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Happy Purrthday Jake!!! We broughted yoo sum nip cookies and nip leaf and toona joose. Hope yoo likes it :)
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties
Happies Birfday Jake! Hopes yoo gets lotsa gud yummy tweets an fun toyz ta pway wif tooday. Enjoys yur day.
Jake, cheer up dude. We're here to help you celebrate. Break out the 'nip and turn up the music!! Here, take a sip from my flask of tuna water. It'll help you feel better.
Happy, happy purrthday.
George, Tipper, Max & Misty
Great Jokes!!!
Happy Birthday Jake! I am sure you'll get a big present after this!
~Shade and Goldie
Don't sulk Jake, it's your birthday! I've come over to invite you to enter the "I'm too sexy for...... Cato's Catwalk Contest." But you may be just too beautiful to enter :) The real URL is here:
http://creaturesoftheearth.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/04/im-too-sexy-for-catos-catwalk-contest.html
Cato
Happy Purrthday Jake!!! I bet you will get lots of gifts...just a bit later.
Happy, Happy Joy, Joy 6th Birthday Jake and many, many mooooooore!! We loved your KNOCK KNOCK jokes!!! So cute!
Your FL furiends,
Oh my lovely mancat! No one told me today was your purthday! I will rush right over with treats and toys! Purrs and extra special pirthday wisher kisses! ~Queen Snickers
Happy Birthday Jake! It seems as though many wonderful cats have their birthday today. It must be a magical day!
Jake, this is a great birthday present to post this joke for charity. I'm sure your mommy will spoil you like crazy for your birthday today. I can't wait to hear all about it. Can I telyport over to play??
Happy Birthday, Jake!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE! We love your joke!
Happy Birthday Dear Jake! I bet you get lots of cool kitty stuff!
Smooches!
Purrs for Jake. Happy Birthday from the Harmony Kitties. And that was very clever use of the knock knock joke.
Happy Purrthday! We're sure you won't be forgotten (like we were last year, and plus she forgot our blogoversary too). Purrrrs!
Well Happy Happy birthday!!! I can't believe you climb trees, that is so cool!
Chase
Happy happy purrthday Jake, hope you get LOTS of treats!
Happy Birthday Jake! My Opposable Thumb Wench sends you birthday scritches!
~Jack
Happy Birthday, Jake!
~Persephone
I'd love to go! I even got all dressed up! hehe ~Queen Snickers
p.s. You look good in a top hat! purrrs
Aw, Jake..How sweet to do this on your very special day!
We wish you the bestest happiest most wonderful Birthday!
Know you'll get some extra yummy stinky goodness.
Happy Birthday Jake. We hope lots of presents and stinky goodness is headed your way!
Happy Birthday, Jake! Don't worry, you won't be forgotten on your birthday! I like your Knock Knock Jokes too!
Purrrrrrrrrrs, China Cat
Hi, Jake and a very Happy Birthday to you! I laughed at your joke - I wish that I could climb a tree! Today is also my Gotcha Day and what a fun time I'm having with all the birthday parties and Knock Knock jokes! Hope you have a terrific day too!
Purrrrrrrrrrrs, Willow
That's a good knock knock joke!
Happy Birthday Jake! I will bet your Mom gave you some good presents today. I hope you had a great birthday!
Happy 6th Birthday, Jake!
Mindy & Moe
Jake, We came by specially to wish you a super duper happy birthday! We hope it has been a good one for you.
It was nice of you to let your mom post a knock knock joke to help raise money for a good cause. Perhaps tomorrow she'll post about your presents?
JAke!!!!! Good greefus!!!! Your momee forgots your birfday????? Well, I don't haz too much room to talk, cuz da momee here iz ALWAYZ furgettin' stuff, like memes & tagz & stuff.
So, I has to buck up & sing a itty bitty song fur you:
(scritchez throat wit pAw) "Happee nip day to you, happee nip day to you, happee nip & birfday to you dear Jake... (didz sumone say DEER?????) happy nip day to you!"
Well, mebbe dis waz nots a star perfurmance... but I yam tryin.'
Haz a great day buddy!
-Dr Tweety
Happy 6th Purrfday Jake!!! Luf yur knock knock jokes!
Luf, Us
OhJake
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!! I hope you got some lovely tweats aftew all those tewwific knock knock jokes ..and it's fow such a good cause too..Ithink you desewve a special nice Birfday suwpwise!
smoochie kisses
ASta
Happy birthday!
Your joke was funny.
Happy Birthday Jake!! We hope you had a fantastic day.
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