Thursday, May 1, 2008

Knock Knock

Hey Pearl, I've got a joke for you!

Well, I'm kind of busy Bert, but ok, what is it?

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?


Puss who?

Puss-ibly you could climb that tree?!

Why yes Bert, I can!

Hey Mom, I've got a knock knock joke for you.

Oh yeah, Jake - what is it?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?


Jake, who?

Jake, your cat who's 6th birthday is today and you forgot all about it!!!!!!!!

Oh Jake, I didn't forget your birthday! It's just that we agreed that you guys were going to post a knock knock joke for Camie's Kitties' Fund Raiser!

All right Mom, but there had better be some presents and serious stinky goodness later on.

There will be big guy, don't worry.

Well, I'm just going to sulk over here till I get some cool birthday stuff - harumph!

It looks like other kitties (Gandalf & Grayson, Auntie Stinkie, Gretchen and Tiger Lily & Ruckus) are having a better birthday than me - please stop by their bloggies to wish them a super Happy Birthday!


Camie's Kitties said...

Jake - Thank you for participating in our Joke fundraiser. It means a lot to us, especially on your birthday - what an unselfish friend you are! We think your mom better get you something special for your birthday since you were such a good friend.

Thanks again and Happy Birthday!

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Hippo Purrthday to Jake!
Hippo Purrthday to Jake!
Hippo Purthday dear Jake!
Hippo Purthday to you!

And many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many more!

ML said...

Happy Birthday Dear Jake, that was a neat joke, too.
Purrs & Best Wishes from
KC & Missy & BJ & Sol & Smokey & little Faith-Boo

MoMo said...

Happy Birthday to Jake!!! May you have plenty more!

Vincent and Mike said...

Happy Birthday Jake!!!! We hope you get lots of prezzies and scritches.

jenianddean said...

Happy Birthday Jake!! We're the same age! I hope you get lots of presents, stinky goodness, and snuggles today!!

Great knock, knock jokes!!!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Gretchen said...

Happy Birthday, Jake! I hope it gets better, if not come on over and eat and drink and enjoy my birthday cake.


Kimo & Sabi said...

Happy Purrthday Jake - puss-ably yer momma will git you some stinky goodness!

Sassy Kat said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE! I think your joke was really funny and it was nice that it is a fundraiser too. You are such a good kitty.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Happy Purrthday Jake! Hope yoo gets lots of purresents, stinky goodness and more years to enjoy dem! Oh, da joke was kinda funny too...

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

"Knock knock"

Who's there?



Whoops we fergot yer birthday hope it was a good one an hopeya got some treats!

The Cat Realm said...

You are having the best birthday of all because you are doing something to benefit others! What better way to celebrate one's birthday than that!!!
Have a beautiful day, Jake!

Karen Jo said...

Happy Birthday, Jake! I love the joke. I hope you get lots of presents, scritches and good things to eat.

Pixel said...

Happy Birthday!

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Happy Birthday Jake! We hope you have a great day. As we say in German: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! :) We like your knock knock jokes too!

Tyler said...

Happy Birthday Jake!

Astrid, Kashim & Othello said...

Happy Birthday Jake and many many happy returns! Or Alles Gute zum Geburtstag as we say in German :o)

purrrrs, Kashim & Othello

Zoolatry said...

Oh Jake... a most happy birthday for you. You're a really good guy turning your day over to the knock knock crowd.

DEBRA said...

It's a time to celebrate look at all of your furfriends that share your special day, isn't that great so much joy to share.
woo woo and lots of nip too..

Jinx and Miss Gracie Grace

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Happy Birfday Jake! Yoo look speshully comfy in dat bed. A nice place to start yur big day.

Anonymous said...

Good Knock, Knock joke! Happy Birthday, Jake! Wowie, there's lotta birthdays today! Puss-ably we'll see you at Gretchen's Garden Tea Party!

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Jake, dude! Happy Birthday man!! Demand the goods and if the Mommy does not compy, but the bitey on her!! Have a very happy 6th Birthday!!

My Beautiful Black Pearl -
I had a wonderful day walking in your garden with you yesterday. Perhaps you would care to visit everykitty having birthdays today with me?

-Your loving pirate, Sir Dante

Mickey said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you get soooooooooooooooo spoiled today!!! :)
Purrs Mickey

PeeEss: Great knock knock jokes !!

Babs (Beetle) said...

Happy birthday Jake!

Purrs, Sukie. Livvie & Mitzi X

Jimmy Joe said...

Happy birthday, Jake! I hope you get a great private dinner of extra stinky goodness.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

HotMBC said...

Happy Purrthday Jake!!! We broughted yoo sum nip cookies and nip leaf and toona joose. Hope yoo likes it :)
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties

Chance said...

Happies Birfday Jake! Hopes yoo gets lotsa gud yummy tweets an fun toyz ta pway wif tooday. Enjoys yur day.

The Crew said...

Jake, cheer up dude. We're here to help you celebrate. Break out the 'nip and turn up the music!! Here, take a sip from my flask of tuna water. It'll help you feel better.

Happy, happy purrthday.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty

goldenshade said...

Great Jokes!!!

Happy Birthday Jake! I am sure you'll get a big present after this!

~Shade and Goldie

Creatures said...

Don't sulk Jake, it's your birthday! I've come over to invite you to enter the "I'm too sexy for...... Cato's Catwalk Contest." But you may be just too beautiful to enter :) The real URL is here:


Junior said...

Happy Purrthday Jake!!! I bet you will get lots of gifts...just a bit later.

Samantha & Tigger said...

Happy, Happy Joy, Joy 6th Birthday Jake and many, many mooooooore!! We loved your KNOCK KNOCK jokes!!! So cute!
Your FL furiends,

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Oh my lovely mancat! No one told me today was your purthday! I will rush right over with treats and toys! Purrs and extra special pirthday wisher kisses! ~Queen Snickers

Daisy said...

Happy Birthday Jake! It seems as though many wonderful cats have their birthday today. It must be a magical day!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Jake, this is a great birthday present to post this joke for charity. I'm sure your mommy will spoil you like crazy for your birthday today. I can't wait to hear all about it. Can I telyport over to play??

Riley & Tiki said...

Happy Birthday, Jake!!!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE! We love your joke!

Parker said...

Happy Birthday Dear Jake! I bet you get lots of cool kitty stuff!

Christina said...

Purrs for Jake. Happy Birthday from the Harmony Kitties. And that was very clever use of the knock knock joke.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Happy Purrthday! We're sure you won't be forgotten (like we were last year, and plus she forgot our blogoversary too). Purrrrs!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Well Happy Happy birthday!!! I can't believe you climb trees, that is so cool!


Fat Eric said...

Happy happy purrthday Jake, hope you get LOTS of treats!

One-Eyed Jack said...

Happy Birthday Jake! My Opposable Thumb Wench sends you birthday scritches!


Happy Birthday, Jake!


Queen Snickers and Empress said...

I'd love to go! I even got all dressed up! hehe ~Queen Snickers

p.s. You look good in a top hat! purrrs

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

Aw, Jake..How sweet to do this on your very special day!
We wish you the bestest happiest most wonderful Birthday!
Know you'll get some extra yummy stinky goodness.

Moki said...

Happy Birthday Jake. We hope lots of presents and stinky goodness is headed your way!

China Cat said...

Happy Birthday, Jake! Don't worry, you won't be forgotten on your birthday! I like your Knock Knock Jokes too!

Purrrrrrrrrrs, China Cat

Willow said...

Hi, Jake and a very Happy Birthday to you! I laughed at your joke - I wish that I could climb a tree! Today is also my Gotcha Day and what a fun time I'm having with all the birthday parties and Knock Knock jokes! Hope you have a terrific day too!

Purrrrrrrrrrrs, Willow

Tiger Lily said...

That's a good knock knock joke!

Happy Birthday Jake! I will bet your Mom gave you some good presents today. I hope you had a great birthday!

Team Tabby said...

Happy 6th Birthday, Jake!

Mindy & Moe

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Jake, We came by specially to wish you a super duper happy birthday! We hope it has been a good one for you.

It was nice of you to let your mom post a knock knock joke to help raise money for a good cause. Perhaps tomorrow she'll post about your presents?

THE ZOO said...

Happy Happy Purthday Jake.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

JAke!!!!! Good greefus!!!! Your momee forgots your birfday????? Well, I don't haz too much room to talk, cuz da momee here iz ALWAYZ furgettin' stuff, like memes & tagz & stuff.
So, I has to buck up & sing a itty bitty song fur you:
(scritchez throat wit pAw) "Happee nip day to you, happee nip day to you, happee nip & birfday to you dear Jake... (didz sumone say DEER?????) happy nip day to you!"

Well, mebbe dis waz nots a star perfurmance... but I yam tryin.'

Haz a great day buddy!

-Dr Tweety

Forty Paws said...

Happy 6th Purrfday Jake!!! Luf yur knock knock jokes!

Luf, Us

Asta said...

HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!! I hope you got some lovely tweats aftew all those tewwific knock knock jokes ..and it's fow such a good cause too..Ithink you desewve a special nice Birfday suwpwise!
smoochie kisses

Liss said...

Happy birthday!

Your joke was funny.

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

Happy Birthday Jake!! We hope you had a fantastic day.