Oh no! My love, my Pearl, are you okay? Please tell me it is nothing too serious! I am so worried about you. What can I do for you to make sure you get well? Shall I come ofur and nurse you back to health? Please be okay!!
This is very, very disturbing, Pearl. First, use your claws - all of 'em. If they try the burrito thing, kick and squirm like there's no tomorrow. If all else fails, hide under the bed, in the middle so they can't reach you. Don't fall for the shaking treat bag or the red dot game or anything like that. Beans get desperate and when they get desperate, they get tricky. Be very aware! If you need to, as a last resort, go boneless so they can't drag you out from under the bed. Good luck to you.
EG
Pearl, I am sorry that you're sick. I hope you feel better very soon. Don't listen to EG. Just take your medicine and get lots of treats and then you'll be all better. The less you squirm, the faster it goes.
Hi Jake & George!
Bert, I'm sorry that Pearl is sneezy. You can definitely come over. I think you should probably just stay here until she's all better so that you don't get sick. Love and whiskie kissies, Tazo
Oh no, Pearl, you gots to take the medicine? I am afraid I am no help at all--Momma always manages to get those pills right down my throat, no matter how much I don't like it. Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
oh Pearl! I'm so sorry you aren't well. Is that the icky orange stuff that is kept in the fridge? That stuff is what evil tastes like.
First, sharpen your claws in case you are caught. Second, hide. If they try to get you out from your hiding spot, sprint to the nearest bed and get underneath in the middle. When they start to move the bed, move with it.
When sprinting away, be sure to go between and under things like chairs and coffee tables. This slows the beans down.
If caught and wrapped up like a burrito *shudder* twist your head around like the Exorcist and cock it so the liquid rolls across your tongue and onto your bean's hands.
After you've made them suffer enough. Be sure to take your meds. We want you to get well!!! Many healing purrs and prayers are coming your way.
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Oh no Pearl, are you not feeling well. We will be purring for you.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
Hmm, squirm a lot, shake your mouf when the plastic thing touches you, spit, squirm, etc.
Efen better, keep some hair in yer tummy so ya can legitimately frow up right afer an not get blamed!
Uh Oh. This doesn't look too good.
"Uh oh, that doesn't look good." (Funny we were thinking the exact same thing as sweet praline)
Hope you're not feel too badly, and that you get better soon.
Pearl - we hope you will be better real fast! If you get better right away - you might not need all that stuff in the picture....?
O, Pearl, you's not sick, are you?
Purrs,
KC
Oh no! Sorry to hear you aren't feeling well, Pearl. Sending healing purrs your way.
Uh Oh. Pearl, I am so sorry that you are sick.
I will purr for you!
uh oh, at least it's not the bananer tasting stuff.
Oh no! My love, my Pearl, are you okay? Please tell me it is nothing too serious! I am so worried about you. What can I do for you to make sure you get well? Shall I come ofur and nurse you back to health? Please be okay!!
Love Furrever, Dante
UGH! The pink devil...
Pearl - I'm so sorry you are not feeling well. We are sending you healing purrs! Take care of yourself.
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
Hold it in your mouth and spit it on her hand. Or face....more points for that.
Latte
This is very, very disturbing, Pearl. First, use your claws - all of 'em. If they try the burrito thing, kick and squirm like there's no tomorrow. If all else fails, hide under the bed, in the middle so they can't reach you. Don't fall for the shaking treat bag or the red dot game or anything like that. Beans get desperate and when they get desperate, they get tricky. Be very aware! If you need to, as a last resort, go boneless so they can't drag you out from under the bed. Good luck to you.
EG
Pearl, I am sorry that you're sick. I hope you feel better very soon. Don't listen to EG. Just take your medicine and get lots of treats and then you'll be all better. The less you squirm, the faster it goes.
Hi Jake & George!
Bert, I'm sorry that Pearl is sneezy. You can definitely come over. I think you should probably just stay here until she's all better so that you don't get sick.
Love and whiskie kissies,
Tazo
Uh oh Pearl . . .
Oh yuk! Skwirm, kick, refuse to open yoor mouf and spit it out, preferably on yoor mom last clean shirt.
Pearl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's wrong?!!!!!!!
We will send you big purrs right away!!!!!
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie
Oh no, Pearl, you gots to take the medicine? I am afraid I am no help at all--Momma always manages to get those pills right down my throat, no matter how much I don't like it.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
Uh oh, I hope you feel better, Pearl.
Lots of love,
Harry
Oh no!
oh Pearl! I'm so sorry you aren't well. Is that the icky orange stuff that is kept in the fridge? That stuff is what evil tastes like.
First, sharpen your claws in case you are caught. Second, hide. If they try to get you out from your hiding spot, sprint to the nearest bed and get underneath in the middle. When they start to move the bed, move with it.
When sprinting away, be sure to go between and under things like chairs and coffee tables. This slows the beans down.
If caught and wrapped up like a burrito *shudder* twist your head around like the Exorcist and cock it so the liquid rolls across your tongue and onto your bean's hands.
After you've made them suffer enough. Be sure to take your meds. We want you to get well!!! Many healing purrs and prayers are coming your way.
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