Oh this ripped bag here? Well, yes it is next to my snuggly, but I don't know anything about it.
Well, yes I do see this all these bits of paper - yes obviously someone has been shredding it.
But I still don't know anything about it.
Oh, you have a movie as proof - umm, well I guess I might have had something to do with it...
-Pearl
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Hehehe hahahaha, wow, major bag shredding. Act innocent, deny everything.
Shoot - if it wouldn't have been for the movie you could have gotten away with it - because those bags - they rot! They do! All by themselves!!!
That is not Emil eating the nip - it is me, Karl! You can tell us apart by our glasses - those gold rimmed ones are mine - Emil has round red ones...
Blame the buns, always blame the buns!
KC said...
Pearl, fellow Tough A*S Tortie, that movie is obviously a LIE. It was edited by the real perp to frame you. Of course you are innocent, dear innocent Pearl.
Oh, I am livid at the thought of you being blamed, what an outrage.
KC
Busted!! It's so hard to get away with naughty things when our moms and dads always have a camera in their hands! UGH!
Good job on the bag!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
Peal, well, as clearly shown on the video, the perpetrator of this crime NEVER shows their face! This is obviously an imposter trying to get you into trouble. As the attorney of the Tough *ss Torties, I am advising you to keep silent about this incident. I am also requesting DNA evidence so that we can determine the REAL perpetrator's identity.
S. Spats Taylor, Esquire
P.S. Don't worry Pearl, you can always contact me!
Love, Spats
Paper bags are so much fun to play with! Nice job. :) You definitely can't be blamed - the bag was just asked to be attacked!
I don't see you shredding anything. I see you surveying the bag to determine the extent of the damage. It was OBVIOUSLY marauding woofies who shredded the bag, you're just looking into it.
Um Pearl - I think you are cold busted! Just plead cute - it should get you off of the hook!
Uh-oh, if it wuzn't furr the moovee you would haf been home and dry.
Of course my beautiful, wonderful Pearl would never ever do anything wrong!! Although shredding that bag does look like lots of fun!!
Love Always,
Sir Dante, Pearl's Pirate
hee hee Pearl. yep, you is innocent for sure!
Pearl
I don't think you shredded anything. I think you got framed. Someone else did that you and you were just looking at what they had done. Who could resist playing with the aforementioned shreds? I mean no kitty could resist that? I still say stick with you story.
Purrs
Abby
Darn those hidden cameras!! Next time where a tuxie costume. ;) ~Queen Snickers
*blows a kiss at Jake*
Always blame it on the dawg!
EG
PS - Tazo is, ugh, don't make me say it, sending whiskie kissies to Bert. ugh so embarrassing...
Dang, cawt on camera! Well, gess yoo gotta pull out all da stops and go fur cute overload now...
Be careful of movies! You got caught! You really do have some lovely colored furs, by the way!
--JB
Uh oh! Well, once it is caught on tape, you have no choice but to confess.
Hi!
I am not a mancat....I am a petite girlcat.
--JB
P.S. So many bloggers think I am a boy....I don't know why.
Pearl,you are too cute to have anything to do with that ripped bag!
It was already like that when you found it and you were just checking it for evidence right?!!!
Never admit to anything ;)
Purrs Mickey
hahahahahah you are the sneak of kitties! :)
veronica
Pearl, now Mom thinks it may have been me that put a bitey hole in our new dry food bag. Right in at the bottom. In the middle. Of a brand new bag. The first day she bought it. ::sigh::
Your friend in crime,
Gandalf
Oh Pearl that wasn't you, it was your evil twin! Deny, deny, deny.
Darn videos, they spoiled your alibi.
Moral of this story? Never bite the bag when mom is filming you.
We've never been filmed, but Jan Percy once after he climbed over the top of the door and leaped onto the food bags, opened the cat food and started tossing pieces to Buddy.
You can deny to death's door but if you're caught red-handed, you're busted but good. Ask Percy.
Pearl, you are so pretty. Your fur is a coat of many colors, and I love your sweet nose.
Thank you all for coming to my site and offering me some well needed comfort during a sad time. The fact that you did it for me and Upsie makes this time a little easier. Hugs and pats. :)
Hahahaha! Got caught, Pearl ol' girl!
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