Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Oh Man!

I had to go to the V-E-T yesterday! Who would have thought? Mommy wasn't home, so how was I supposed to know that Daddy was going to swoop in and grab me and take me off to the V-E-T!?

That big old mean V-E-T said that I was completely healthy and a big strong ManCat. And I made sure to show him by peeing all over them!!! Bwahahahahaha! And then, just to make sure that they got the message I pooped all over the floor and my carrier (Daddy wasn't too thrilled about that part). But at least the nice helper lady cleaned me up and told me how brave I was so I felt better.

Oh, and you shoulda have seen the look on my face when my Mommy got home. Boy did I give her the stink eye! In fact, it was such a fearsome gaze that I broke the camera (Mommy here, there does seem to be a problem with the card, I expect the camera will be fine with a new card - but it was a chilling gaze).

- Bert

51 comments:

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, Bert, what a terrible day. But you did get declared healthy. That means you won't have to go back for a while.

Karen Jo said...

I'm glad the vet declared you healthy. You certainly showed them what you thought of the whole going to the vet process. Grin. Good job on giving Mom the stink eye, too.

The Creek Cats said...

Bert, we are so sorry you were ambushed and whisked off to the mean ol V-E-T! Sounds like you showed them who's boss though!

::whispers:: Don't tell Maggie May, but she has her yearly vet appointment this afternoon.

The Island Cats said...

Good job, Bert! You sure let that v-e-t know your displeasure with being there!

Reese =^..^= said...

Bert, you must be super good with that stink eye.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh that sounds like a perfectly nasty day. I am glad that you got them all back!

The Furry Kids said...

Oooh, a chilling gaze! Good job, Bert. I'm headed over right now! You definitely need some cuddling!

Love and whiskie kissies,
Tazo

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh man, dad's aren't suppose to do dat to us. It's good dat yoo showed dem by peeing and pooping and it's really good dat yoo are a strong healthy mancat!

Samantha & Mom said...

Hehehehehehe!! Those Daddybeans are pretty sneaky sometimes!! We are glad you are a purrfect healthy specimen of a Mancat!! And we are glad you Mo is home, too!
Your FL furiends,

Anonymous said...

Hi, it's Harry the Kitten...well I'm sorta a grown up now. I just wanted you to know that we changed our bloggie address to http://harryandcompany.wordpress.com We were having some problems with some snoopy peoples.

Sorry you had to go to that place, but we are glad to hear you are in good health.

Lots of love from,
Harry

The Crew said...

Way to go, Bert. You showed 'em!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

I pooped on the Vet table once, but it was caused I was scared AND he squeezed me weerd.

Good fer you fer doing it deliberately!

LC

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

You made us laugh Bert. Peeing and pooping sure showed them!
--JB

Hansel said...

Wow you broke the camera?! and PEED all over everyone!? we are so proud.

Nina Torbie said...

Oh, Bert, we haven't been visiting our furiends nearly enough. What an awful experience! I gave Mom lots of exercise the last time I had to go to the vet. You must be as mancatly as Psychokitty Max, pooping on the vet! I'm glad you're healthy!
Purrs,
Nina

Nina Torbie said...

PS Oh, could you use your chilling gaze to stop Mom's camera for awhile? I'd be very thankful!

Cliff and Olivia said...

Healthy Mancat. Way to go!

Karen Jo said...

Happy Birthday, Pearl!

jenianddean said...

Happy Birthday Pearl!
--Jasper

The Creek Cats said...

Happy Purrthday, Pearl!!!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Happy Purrthday Pearl!!!

Samantha & Mom said...

Happy Birthday Pearl and many moooooore!!
Your (formally FL now) TX furiends,

The Island Cats said...

Hey, we heard it's Pearl's birthday today! Happy Birthday, Pearl!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Ha! you showed them Bert! Happy purrfday Pearl.

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy Birthday Pearl!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Southbaygirl said...

Hi guys...we've been bad blogging friends-actually we blame mom!! We wanted to say hello! We hope you are all well!!

Kodak, 3 Perf and Blossom

SueFitz said...

Congrats on your blogoversary!

Cute cats

Teena in Toronto said...

Happy blogoversary!

Queen Snickers, Empress and Princess Renna said...

Oh. Did you all disappear like us??

Jans Funny Farm said...

Hey, where did you guys go? We miss you.

Southbaygirl said...

we wanted to wish you a happy holidays!! we hope you are all well!!

purrs,

kodak, 3 perf and blossom

Kimo and Sabi said...

We wish you a healthy and happy new year 2010!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Happy New Year to you all. Wherever you are. Are you lost?

Hansel said...

happy gotcha day friends! i wonder where you are these days! we sure miss you.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Happy Gotcha Day Pearl. Where are you?

Anonymous said...

Wow what a terrible vet visit - glad you got a bill of good health. Wanted to say Happy Birthday to Pearl!

The Creek Cats said...

Happy Gotcha Day, Pearl!!!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Happy Birthday, Jake & Mom! Hope you have a great day.

Fat Eric said...

Just came over to say Happy Purrthday to Jake and Mom. Hope you are OK!

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy Purrthday to Jake and Mommy!

We hope you guys are okay - we miss you.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Happy purrfday Jake and Mommy.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Happy birthday, Bert!

The Creek Cats said...

Happy Purrthday, Bert!!! Have a super wonderful day!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Happy purrday Bert!
We hope efurryone is doing grate!

purry purrs
Abby

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Happy Purrthday Bert! We hopes yall is doin ok!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrs,
Alla Us Hotties

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Happy Birthday Bert.

Anonymous said...

We wish you a wonderful and Happy Birthday, Bert!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Happy Gotcha Day Jake! Hope yoo get lots of treats and snuggles.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Happy Gotcha Day, Jake.

Karen Jo said...

Happy Birthday, Bert! I hope you have a very special day and that everyone is OK there.

Angel Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Yeah! A Happy Gotcha Day and a mom coming home early. Isn't life grand!!! Wishing all the best!!!