Oh Man!

I had to go to the V-E-T yesterday! Who would have thought? Mommy wasn't home, so how was I supposed to know that Daddy was going to swoop in and grab me and take me off to the V-E-T!?

That big old mean V-E-T said that I was completely healthy and a big strong ManCat. And I made sure to show him by peeing all over them!!! Bwahahahahaha! And then, just to make sure that they got the message I pooped all over the floor and my carrier (Daddy wasn't too thrilled about that part). But at least the nice helper lady cleaned me up and told me how brave I was so I felt better.

Oh, and you shoulda have seen the look on my face when my Mommy got home. Boy did I give her the stink eye! In fact, it was such a fearsome gaze that I broke the camera (Mommy here, there does seem to be a problem with the card, I expect the camera will be fine with a new card - but it was a chilling gaze).

- Bert

Double Drat!

Is this a good hissed off look?


I'm testing a few looks out - trying to convey to Mommy just how upset I am with her. She got a peek at my tummy again and now I have to go to the V-E-T! I don't know what the big deal is, so there's a bit more hair missing and some sores where I chewed too much. I'm sure Dr. R will say that everything is ok and that I will not soon be wearing a onesie like Tigmut'hep!

-Bert

Wordy Wednesday

I had so much to say today, that I felt I really needed to say it myself (not just let Mommy translate)!



For all you 'beins that are reading, the translation is:

"If you don't turn this car around and take me back home this instant I'm going to pee in this PTU, I'm going to try and bite the vet, and will totally scream bloody murder when he gives me a shot! And you will rue the day that you took me to the vet!"

I'm sure all you kitties already know what I said!
- Jake