Miffed Mommy Monday

So Mommy is a bit miffed! The other night some mean lady said that I was fat for a girl kitty! Mommy was very offended, since I am not a very big kitty. I mean, I weigh like 7 and a half pounds soaking wet - sometimes I look big, but it's just floof! Then the lady said that my brothers are fat - can you imagine?! Two such handsome, perfectly weighted ManCats - fat?! Sure Jake is almost 16 pounds, but he's a Maine Coon. And Bert's 11 pounds and he looks very lean and panther-y.

Then the lady said her kitten was only 5 pounds, and Mommy said "you just wait till he gets full sized!" But she was still ticked that the lady called me fat.

So how much do all you kitties weigh (if you don't mind me asking)? Was Mommy right to be hissed off?

-Pearl

Replaced!

We've been replaced! And not just by other kitties, but two little beans and a woofie! Oh the indignity of it all!

Mommy and Daddy's friends are out of town for a week, so they are moving in with the little beans to take care of them. So that means we're stuck here at home with out them. Oh sure, they're only a few doors down the street and they say they're going to stop home two or three times a day - but it's not like actually having them home! There is a bright side though, they are taking George at night so we can play all night long without getting chased by her.

But who are we going to sleep on in the middle of the night? What if we want our breakfast before they get home in the morning? When are we going to get our play time in? And how are we supposed to go outside if no one is here to watch us? Obviously they didn't really think this whole thing through!

And the very worst part of all of this is that we might not be able to visit all our friends very much this week!



Guess I'll just sit here and look ticked off till I get some treats!


-Bert

Mooning on Monday

The Valentine's day spirit is in the air - and Mommy helped us to make some valenine's for our sweeties!

To Dante,

From Pearl

To Tazo,

From Bert,

To Queen Snickers,

From Jake

-Pearl, Bert and Jake

Mail Call Monday

Such a busy weekend! Mommy and Daddy had to work a lot Friday night an then again all day and night on Saturday, so we didn't get much time with them until Sunday. On Sunday we woke up and there was nothing but white stuff outside - Mommy and Daddy called it a blizzard. Here's a picture of me with some snow in my furs!

Sunday was also special because we finally got Mommy and Daddy to open all the Christmas cards that we'd gotten, but they hadn't opened for us yet (we really need to figure out a way to get some thumbs)! On Friday we got cards from Abby and the gang over at Manx Mnews, Tybalt, Holly and Ivy and Perfectly Parker. On Saturday we got cards from The Furry Kids, all the McKitten Cats, and from far away a card from Fat Eric all the way from London! Oh it was so exciting - we've never gotten mail before and now we've got tons!

And for those of you keeping count, we've gotten 7 cards, Mommy and Daddy have only gotten 2 (well there are 2 more, but they were from business people, so it kind of doesn't count - but even if you count them we've still got them beat!) - ha ha!

-Pearl, Bert and Jake

Monday Meowsings

We were very busy this weekend waiting for the snow storm that never came! Mommy made Pearl and Bert stay in they whole weekend, for nothing, I of course, was smart enough to not want to go out in the cold.

The good news is that Mommy got all the cards done and took them to the post office today. We helped with all the ribbons so we're sorry if there are a few bitey marks. Also, you should be able to smell them coming, cause Mommy rubbed a little catnip on each one as a special surprise (oh wait, that probably ruins the surprise, right?). She didn't want to put it in the envelopes and have the mail kitties confiscate them :-).

Also she put our Secret Paws present in the mail too! So it's on it's way to a very lucky kitty (hee, hee). I apologize for for any bite marks that our Secret Paws kitty may find - some princess kitty with puffy pants (that shall remain nameless) just couldn't help herself and broke into the bag!

- Jake

P.S. Jake was hogging the blog, but I wanted to blow a kiss to Dante! - Pearl

Lookie What We Got!

We got our very own pet! Our Squillion! See? --------->

We're super excited, we're gonna take really good care of Samich (or Sammie for short)!

Mommy made us name him that cause she thought to would be cute to have a "PB&J Samich" - it is after all how we got our names.

Have we ever told you that story? No? Well perhaps on Wordy Wednesday we'll share that with you.

-Pearl, Bert and Jake

Mommy Monday

She's home! Yay!

We had a good enough time with Daddy, but we really do need our Mommy. At first everything was fine, but by the third night we were all up on the bed trying to get a cuddle with Dad. Usually there's not enough room for all three of us, but with Mommy gone, we all got up there.

Mommy brought us treats from a special fancy pet store since Daddy said we were such good kitties. But he was pretty good too! Daddy let us out when we asked, and he gave us lots of treats for coming in when he called, and he let us sleep on him at night (usually we only sleep on Mommy).

The best part is that she spent all day with us today! She was supposed to go to work, but she took a red-eye home and said she was too tired to go in. We spent the whole day laying in the bed with her, helping her with the laundry and keeping as close to her as we could.

I missed my Mommy so much that I went out and got her a present! I put a big, fat mourning dove on the porch for her, but Daddy said he wasn't sure she'd appreciate it and took it away. Now I don't have anything to give her as a welcome home present!

-Bert

Maine Coon Monday

Dad says I'm a Maine Coon kitty. Now I did tumble out from under a shrub, so no one really knows what I am. But I do seem to have all the key Maine Coon things - I have tufty ears and paws, a broad head and large eyes, a lovely long coat with a ruff around my neck and a strong (very manly) chin.

Mom says she thinks my daddy might have been an otter, 'cause I have huge, webbed paws and I like to roll onto my back with my feather toy and hold the toy on my tummy just like otters do. So Mom and Dad like call me otter paws!

-Jake